Due to a delivery lorry spilling it's load, we'll turn up 25 minutes late to find ourselves 4-0 up, only to throw it all away and lose 1-1 thanks to a Jamie carragher hat trick. Suarez will get sent off twice and a search party will be called in to comb the pitch in an attempt to find jordan henderson before it gets too dark. Later, on koptalk, the final 3 members of the kenny dalglish fan club will see the result as a sign of progress and demand that we "stick together.......YNWA and that".
