Any traffic light experts in here, 'cus I'm going to place an explosive device on some of the ones around here that keep changing to red as you approach them at night.
Wouldn't be so bad if summat was waiting to come out to join you on the main road, but 9 times out of 10 there's nowt friggin'' there, bass turds!

I reckon it's yet another sneaky slimey HMG directive to get us to use more fuel to boost their coffers.
Call me an owld grumpy cynic if you wish. Don't give a chuff, moneky's or otherwise.
