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i see the thread about emp is closed just like his account, shame really. he was a bit crazy but it use to brighton the place up
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im in the market for a commercial jeep (teranno preferrably) and so i have been scouting ads.
i cant believe what some people do in ads, especially with pictures. the following is a bad idea.
1. taking a photo of your jeep in a field buried in muck.
2. taking one photo from 50 yards away in the dark.
3. taking many angled photo's of the inside of your vehicle when it is still full of your fcking rubbish!
4. taking photo's of the back when it is still full of the debris you have been abusing your vehicle with.
or my personal favourite, in the description:
Shocks are gone, cv joint needs replacing, engine is knocking and i can hear the bearings. BUT OTHERWISE SHE IS DRIVING GREAT!
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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just to add to that, someone today had in their description "inside needs a bit of a tidy"
then tidy the fcking thing!!!
You want me to give you 3 grand and you havent even bothered to crack out the hoover!
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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i see the thread about emp is closed just like his account, shame really. he was a bit crazy but it use to brighton the place up fa cup match on your mind suso? 
Luis Garcia, He drinks sangria
He came from Barca, to bring us Joy
He's five foot seven, he's football heaven
please don't take my Luis away.
"...AND 32 MILLION POUNDS WORTH OF GOALKEEPER CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT"
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i see the thread about emp is closed just like his account, shame really. he was a bit crazy but it use to brighton the place up fa cup match on your mind suso? lol yea didnt think it looked right but couldnt be bothered to change it
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How did you pay for it?
Can you set up a resolution or something. Holy moly. It actually HAS arrived!  Really wasn't expecting it to tbh. Haven't fitted it yet mind, and me being the cynic I am reckons it'll probably be as goosed as the one on the car. On a side note, the address label looks like it was written by his 18 month sprog. 
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The amount of money we pay as motorists, you'd think the DVLA computer systems would be up to scratch ey, wouldn't you? So, why then did I get pulled over by the rozzers today for no road tax when I clearly have, much to the bemusement and probable disappointment of the plod that 'tugged' me this avvy?  God I felt SO SO smug when I snatched the disc fom the screen and waved it at him with gritted teeth.
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The amount of money we pay as motorists, you'd think the DVLA computer systems would be up to scratch ey, wouldn't you? So, why then did I get pulled over by the rozzers today for no road tax when I clearly have, much to the bemusement and probable disappointment of the plod that 'tugged' me this avvy? God I felt SO SO smug when I snatched the disc fom the screen and waved it at him with gritted teeth. o glower did realise your a none white
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Im so fckin angry Deako, as this was all so predictable many weeks ago,as many of us predicted. Thanks sweet FA for absolutely sweet FA, you bunch of gin swigging tossers!
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