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Snakeye #163434 27/10/11 03:51 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA oh lord that is hilarious. He must feel like an idiot.

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After the City match Rooney was having his usual trouble counting up to six, so Alex patiently trying to explain it to him said; ok, if you put one plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one together what do you get? Rooney's immediate response; a gang-bang!

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keep them coming in...


‘There are only two
sides in Liverpool – one is red
and one is blue and the blue side
are the reserves.’

-Bill Shankly.
Snakeye #163739 28/10/11 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted By: Snakeye
Evra has revealed the 'N' word used numerous times by Luis Suarez was 'nutmeg'
ahahhaha stupid evra...


‘There are only two
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and one is blue and the blue side
are the reserves.’

-Bill Shankly.
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Not a united joke but might as well throw them all into one basket,

After asking for the time Andre Villas-Boas finds out it's 5 past 3.


Back to Back World Champions baby!
Snakeye #164061 30/10/11 01:27 PM
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What's the Mata CH3L5EA? You look so TerryFived.


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Snakeye #164066 30/10/11 01:33 PM
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Man: Hey honey, I was in my closet getting dressed to go out, then it hit me: I've got pants with more history than Chelsea!

Wife: well they do now, that was one hell of a historical raping.


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Snakeye #164069 30/10/11 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By: Snakeye
Man: Hey honey, I was in my closet getting dressed to go out, then it hit me: I've got pants with more history than Chelsea!

Wife: well they do now, that was one hell of a historical raping.
hehehe


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Alex Ferguson is reported to have sacked a tea boy at Old Trafford during a training session after the 6 - 1 drubbing. He sent the lad out for a take-away for himself and the eleven players. The hapless youth returned with twelve Chicken Legs and two six packs!

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Here's a little joke to put a smile on your faces today.

A Liverpool fan is walking along a beach, when he sees an old bottle. He picks it up, and takes out the cork. Out pops a genie who says

"I am the football genie. I grant 3 wishes, and everything you wish for wish for, you shall get, but every Manchester United fan will get twice what you wish for."
"Fair enough", says the man." I wish for 1 million quid".
"You understand that every one of the scum will receive £2 million?"
"Yep, I can live with that"
And, lo and behold, there apperars a case of £50 notes.
"Now I wish for Liverpool to win the European Cup for 10 years running"
"You understand that this means Manchester United will win the Cup 20 years running?"
"Yep, I can live with that"
And, lo and behold, there apperars a sports almanack from the year 2050 showing the English dominance of the European Cup
"Final wish"
After some thought the Liverpool fan replies:

"I'd like to donate one of my kidney's"

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