If we got Torres for nothing then we could sell Carroll for £20m.
If the Mafia gave us 20 mil to take the pouting plonker back and then if we sold Carroll for 30 mil we would be up another 50 mil, Ha, Ha, Ha.
Not really, gotta take his medical bill and the cost of the dummies he spits out!
Well you see deakin, I was planning on loaning him to the Championship, so didn't take his toys and nappy's into account...Oh god deakin, It's just dawned on me, we would probably have to pay half his wages to get a championship side to take him...I withdraw everything I said, leave the plonker where he is!