"Hello? British Olympic Committee? Hi, I'm John Henry from Liverpool Football Club. You may have heard of me? Yes, we've been thinking of a change in stadium and are willing to accept an exchange of our beloved Anfield for the sadly forlorn Olympic Stadium in London that no one seems to want. Surely such a magnificent venue should be the home of a British Premier League football club, one as steeped in history and tradition as Liverpool, say. We are happy to do the deal as is; no need for either side to sweeten the pot. No, we don't think the increase of traffic along the freeways between the cities for home games at our new venue will have any negative impact on the roads whatsoever."
