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...and if ANYONE else dares to stick a bassturd 'charity' bag through my door again, I swear to god, they are going to end up with it tied up over their head.
8, yes 8 of the plastic tw@ts this week, 3 of them today! shocked

Just how much sh1te exactly do they think we all have/

Tell you, the household waste is going in one of them for a collection next week. mad

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Originally Posted By: Growler
...and if ANYONE else dares to stick a bassturd 'charity' bag through my door again, I swear to god, they are going to end up with it tied up over their head.
8, yes 8 of the plastic tw@ts this week, 3 of them today! shocked

Just how much sh1te exactly do they think we all have/

Tell you, the household waste is going in one of them for a collection next week. mad
Ha!Ha! thats very charitable of you growls shocked


Life is beautiful when you find Love
when you find the place your meant to be
when you find the one to give your heart to
as for me
this is you
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Why is it when u drop a lighter or pretty much anything,you look down to pick it up and its nowhere to be seen,where the fukk do they go?? mad


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumbar
Why is it when u drop a lighter or pretty much anything,you look down to pick it up and its nowhere to be seen,where the fukk do they go?? mad


Bloody Irish influence for you Lumbio.
Murphy's bass turd law. happens to me ALL the piggin' time, and did again yesterday in fact.
Found what I was looking for underneath a car...right in the middle too. Full crawlyy underneath jobbie. mad Wasn't 'appy...never am though. whistle

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Why do all traffic lights have a built in lumbar sensor that changes to red when activated at 100 yards away?? confused

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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By: lumbar
Why do all traffic lights have a built in lumbar sensor that changes to red when activated at 100 yards away?? confused


Why when I see a car/van I fancy having a look at for possible purchase, is it nearly always based in either Kent or bloody northern Scotland, and sometimes even Ireland! mad

Long way to go to view a totally mis-described heap of utter durge, rust 'n' sh1te. mad

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Something like this? cool





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Originally Posted By: lumbar
Something like this? cool





No. I'd buy that without even going to see it first! grin

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Just think that could be Mia with her head out the window. smile


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Originally Posted By: lumbar
Just think that could be Mia with her head out the window. smile


Quite so! laugh

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