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Originally Posted By Shaggydog
Originally Posted By Growler
Thanks for your careful and caring considerations oh wise ones. whistle

I've hatched a plan.

Told him I've taken it in to have to slightly scuffed alloys to be looked and priced up for repair when the alloy wheel repair man comes in tomorrow or Friday.

He seems to have believed me, but also added that he WAS checking up to see where the car has been and is right now, and how fast it's been driven.
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Christ Almighty. Feel like I'm being watched by a untrusting suspicious parent here!! shocked
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The apple never falls far from the tree


Currently more bothered about patios than piggin' apples. eek

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Washed, polished and looking good. laugh
Unfortunately for me, he has got better eye sight than a sh1t house rat with specs on
He's currently flying high, 5000 kms away, on his way home right now. whistle

I may have only another approx. 8/10 hours to do and see all those things in life that I haven't yet seen or done.

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OMG, their is a very large barrel of sh1t balancing on the edge of a precipice, and I'm trapped directly beneath it. shocked

He may not have spotted anything, but he can certainly smell something, literally.
Bodyfiller dust in the car! shocked

I was just SO busy cleaning and removing every last single trace of anything having been done to the exterior for 3 hours yesterday, that I didn't even think about the interior.
He'd like to know why it smells of 'bodyshop', and I've got 18 hours to come up with a valid reason before he comes home from work tomorrow night.
He was too knackered to argue the toss tonight, and he's out at the crack of dawn tomozo.

Why has this sh1t happened to me please? cry

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Not having much luck.
Bass turd wheelie bin has careered into the side of my mint classic Fiesta now, denting the door quite significantly.
Going back to my nest for a weep. cry

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That's a run of bad luck there Growls,time to start being nice to cats I think .


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By lumba
That's a run of bad luck there Growls,time to start being nice to cats I think .


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For the epic one, but I no longer actually care.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXatLOWjr-k

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I had a very cunning plan today anyway.

Nicked his spare keys. Trawled the streets in Chester until I found his car, then got in it armed with dash and seat wipes, dusters and window cleaner,and cleaned it.

It may well back fire on me as he has an app on his mobby that logs everything including the doors opening and closing and for how long.
IF he's been on it, he'll know that the doors were opened whilst parked up at 11:35 this morning.

I am SSSSSSSO fvckin' weary of this seemingly never ending saga now, truly. tired

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You should have blamed the state of your old boys car on the Saharan dust storm grin


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Growls you could always try and guilt trip him with this tune.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq0tlVvFVCo

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