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The National Lottery... Why send me an email informing me to click a link regarding my ticket and congratulating me only to discover that I'm not gonna be quitting work and drinking strawberry Margaritas on Vish's beach with a bloody £25 win. Cheers.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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How many numbers did you get to win that amount? tbh that sounds gr8 to me because i hardly ever win,maybe two quid or something lol.


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Dunno tbh but I've won a lucky dip with 2 number for 7 weeks running..it's a massive bloody wind up!!


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Originally Posted By lumba
The National Lottery... Why send me an email informing me to click a link regarding my ticket and congratulating me only to discover that I'm not gonna be quitting work and drinking strawberry Margaritas on Vish's beach with a bloody £25 win. Cheers.


I wouldn't mind £25! Only winnings I've had lately was £7.80 the other week.

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Yeh I know but tell me in the fukkin email,don't get me all excited and let me down like a Stevie G slip.


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Yeah it's annoying alright.

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Originally Posted By lumba
The National Lottery... Why send me an email informing me to click a link regarding my ticket and congratulating me only to discover that I'm not gonna be quitting work and drinking strawberry Margaritas on Vish's beach with a bloody £25 win. Cheers.
wish they sent out cameras round to record you receiving the glad tiding of £25

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if it makes you feel better i have never won anything on the lottery


























i have never played but still hope am going to win some money some day

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Was working in Derby this morning but wanted to get an early start,so got the company to book me into a hotel last night so I would be fresh and ready to rock first thing. So what did they do to aid me in my quest for a good nights sleep..Book me into a hotel that's 20ft away from the M1..dozy fukkers,I only got an hours kip in between changing rooms and shouting at cars.


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I'm sure the rain would've kept you awake had the cars not.

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