........this will no doubt at all, involve sitting here like a knob, listening to 25 options, apologies from them informing me that they are currently experiencing a higher volume of calls than normal, but that my call IS appreciated, and some fat lazy lard arsed toss potbag will be with me just asap, when he's finished reading the newspaper and wiped his exceedingly fat jam doughnut filled lardy wobbly arse in the shitter.
Meanwhile, we'll play you some shyte loop taped musac, as chosen by Lumbo!
