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Get's up at 05:00 for a gush, and outside it looks as though it's going to be an extremely rare one off beautiful day.
Wall to wall blue sky. Nearly bass turd faint's I did!

Skipped back to me nest thinking, YAY, which walk to do today.

Just 3 hours later and it's wall to wall ditch water greyness, windy and p1ssing down...YET again.

Really starting to take this personally now.

Haven't they invented mobile 'phone masts in Majorca yet?

Can't get hold of Growler jnr.on his very first holiday without us, just to confirm he actually got there like, as he said he'd text home upon arrival yesterday....which he hasn't.

Oh I feel for you Growls,theres nothing worse than letting the kids fly and then sit an bite your nails whilst waiting for the phone call to say all is well then not get it, thats kids for you isnt it? Just thought,you didnt lend him your famous sunglasses did you? he will be very preocupied if you did wont he?

OK! the jokes over now, can someone please turn the rain tap off, its been raining for three months now and itl be winter soon im truly fed up now.

Correct 'Lain.
Can't help but feel anxious as he's never been away without us before.
last text was when he was boarding the 'plane at Munterchester airport yesterday lunchtime informing me that he'd text when he got there and that he'd circumnavigated passport control without incident.
Tried ringing him this morning, but just get a message saying that his mobby is currently unavailable.
Can only assume that there is zero signal as he NEVER turns it off.

Beggars belief that a massive tourist destination attraction such as Majorca is, has crap or zero mobby coverage.
He is on the quiet side of the island though, so p'raps that's the problem.

Doesn't stop me worrying though....and DO NOT get me started about worrying about bloody hotel balconies.

Indeed. Really depressing in'it?
Done precious little walking this year by comparison to previous. Don't enjoy being in the hills surrounded by thick fog and rain.
I go to actually enjoy and soak in the VIEWS!

Roll on bloody autumn and winter. We MIGHT get a bit of sunshine then.

Currently still drizzling 'ere, windy and quite nippy.

Balconies,you took the words out of my mouth, its probably just a bad place to get your signal in or his head may be in the clouds,even though you tell them how important that phone call is and they agree with you they soon forget dont they,has he gone with mates?and how long for? that 1/2 weeks seems like a lifetime when your worrying,im sure itl be ok,something simple.

Now THAT is the sort of reply I actually did expect from you.
YOU NEVER fail to disappoint , do you?

Just wait 'til your daughter is sloping off on holday with her mates mate, then you might feel similar to me.

Is there actually anything on this planet, or indeed the universe that is more low life than bass turd car insurance companies....apart from banks and financial institutions of course, naturally?

Correct. 10/10.....NO!

Super, smashing, when you have to deal with BOTH at the same time too, charging me an eye watering 12% intrest more than the base rate to pay for this lousy piece of sh1tty paper as required by law.
Rip of Britain...again.

Rope anyone?

well f*ck! Just got bloods back today and it turns out I have developed an alergic reaction to hops!!

Basically this means I'm alergic to beer!! pox bottle!

Looks like I'll have to go back on the cider, or come off it altogether....hmmm!!

I'll be going in for septoplasty surgery too....anyone ever get a nose job to clear their nasal passages?!?