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Excellent. One of the best you've posted.
Shame it's the wrong thread. whistle

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The DBI in my van was activated today so i've had great fun trying to keep it in the amber and red all day.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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What’s a DBI?

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Driver behaviour indicator..when you're naughty it turns red and tells on yer..wankersss.


That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.
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Ah I see!

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So, not being content with costing me £1000 for two sensors in the summer, my shitte heap of a BMW has now failed it’s MOT on emissions. It’s a 2011 car ffs! Hopefully the NOX sensor they changed has something to do with it so they can fukking fix it!

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I got cut off by a bollox in a white BMW today, almost rear ended him. Hope tofuck he had a DBI.

That's shyte though Wilks, these days you'd expect to have no bother with a 2011 car as far as emissions go.

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Originally Posted By wilkij1975
So, not being content with costing me £1000 for two sensors in the summer, my shitte heap of a BMW has now failed it’s MOT on emissions. It’s a 2011 car ffs! Hopefully the NOX sensor they changed has something to do with it so they can fukking fix it!


Bring back the Morris Marinas! laugh

I keeps telling yowzs all. eek

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Originally Posted By Derek
I got cut off by a bollox in a white BMW today, almost rear ended him. Hope tofuck he had a DBI.

That's shyte though Wilks, these days you'd expect to have no bother with a 2011 car as far as emissions go.


S'pose youv got some owld Yanky lurchy wobbly wallowy imitation wood clad V12 slush station wagon to collect and cart yer road kill mooses around in ey Degsy babe? whistle

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